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Last night we all went out for some REALLY GOOD FOOD, and everyone ate loads which sort of disappointed me because Sophie (who is another visitor that you needn't concern yourselves with, internet people) did not act pregnant. I think. I mean, she made out with her boyfriend a lot. But that is what you do to boyfriends! I know because I did it too, only not at the table much.

OHHhhh and when we left there were people to take pictures of Domani Jake's dad! And I was like o.o but then I stopped and posed because I am mad sexy. Okay, Avery wouldn't let me. But in my head the cameras love me! Domani might be famouser but I have got youth and youth is sexy. Not that Domani isn't sexy. Jake got it from him!

Avery is sitting in my lap and I can type around him because he is a skinny thing, and is as wide as my arms go for hugging, but I could probably hug another half of an Avery, or Jake and Alessandro but why the FUCK would I want to hug Alessandro?

I'm humming and it probably makes weird buzzy noises go into Avery's ear. If you play my humming backwards it has secret messages, but they must be an a language I don't know.

Jack's resolutions!

LEARN AFRIKAANS I am serious about this one. It would be wonderful and it would give me something to do to better myself and make sure Avery isn't making fun of my hair.

STOP GETTING PIERCINGS I am also serious about this one! But first I have to get a couple more, to ease myself off of it. It's about the final result, people!

STOP FAINTING I think the way to do this is to stay conscious.

MAIM ALESSANDRO This isn't so much about the punishment of him as it is the salvation of my sweet baby sister WHO ONLY WANTS LOVE.

This was a long post! I should probably cut it but that is not my way. There is a pun there but it was badly worded and personal.

Goodbye!