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Apr. 17th, 2005 11:32 pmThese are the things I don't like about gym:
I have to wear underthings. Boxers, whatever. The point is, there's an extra step before trousers, and I don't like it.
People, when they stop gawking, ask whether my tattoo is real. No. It isn't real. I just put it there because I don't want anyone to see my fake tattoo. That makes sense.
Oh, and YES. It hurt. Do you see how low it is? And big? And thanks, I know there's purple in it.
Yes, little Avery. The boy. I do actually live with him. Stop staring at my cock like it's going to have rainbow stripes, or suddenly circumcise itself. If you stare for any longer I'm going to tell you to suck it. Just to see your face.
Things I do like about gym:
Watching Jake's arse as he runs about the track.
The showers that Avery will be using in rugby season.
Making the "straight" boys uncomfortable.
When it's over.
I have to wear underthings. Boxers, whatever. The point is, there's an extra step before trousers, and I don't like it.
People, when they stop gawking, ask whether my tattoo is real. No. It isn't real. I just put it there because I don't want anyone to see my fake tattoo. That makes sense.
Oh, and YES. It hurt. Do you see how low it is? And big? And thanks, I know there's purple in it.
Yes, little Avery. The boy. I do actually live with him. Stop staring at my cock like it's going to have rainbow stripes, or suddenly circumcise itself. If you stare for any longer I'm going to tell you to suck it. Just to see your face.
Things I do like about gym:
Watching Jake's arse as he runs about the track.
The showers that Avery will be using in rugby season.
Making the "straight" boys uncomfortable.
When it's over.
